Sonic Boom alarm clock for Ninjas

MG Man

The Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock

Built in Bed Shaker will wake the soundest of Ninja slumbers !!
Ninjas are renown for two things: stealth, expertise with a blade, and deep sleep. Ok, so that's three things, but the deep sleep aspect of Ninja life is relatively unknown in the realm of the UnCool (what Ninjas call the rest of the world). And the only way a Ninja can be roused from his or her slumber is by another Ninja. We know how inconvenient this can be for both parties involved, which is why we found the Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock. With a 113dB alarm (a jackhammer is about 100dB) this clock will wake any Ninja without fail. And if a super loud alarm isn't enough, plug in the Bed Shaker unit and add some intense vibrations. Nine out of ten Ninjas gave the Sonic Bomb two Katanas up (their most prestigious rating). And the tenth Ninja? Well... he liked it too.
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Plex · Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:13 am Post subject:

Interesting for ninjas only... Laughing

I like my sleep..

MG Man · Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:24 am Post subject:

^^^YOur powers are weak, old man
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wagonrunner · Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:55 am Post subject:

that have level cuss involved.
116db, and bed shaker, nah.

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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With Unarmed Persons

Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Plex · Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:58 am Post subject:

Imagine 3am that ringing... Laughing

wagonrunner · Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:36 pm Post subject:

^^
at 3:01, i cussing, at 3:15 somone is collecting a beating.
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PROUD MEMBER OF D WAGON BOYZ @ DEX
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With Unarmed Persons

Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

MG Man · Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:05 pm Post subject:

that's why it's only recommended for Ninjas who can defend against the angry, 3 canal wielding neighbour Laughing

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Plex · Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:37 pm Post subject:

So wait a minute nobody check out my egg & toast combo thread... Crying or Very sad

wagonrunner · Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:11 pm Post subject:

i saw it, but at the hour, and conditions i get up, who has time for breakfast?
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PROUD MEMBER OF D WAGON BOYZ @ DEX
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With Unarmed Persons

Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Plex · Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:04 pm Post subject: