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wagonrunner
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 Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:10 pm Post subject: sharing some christmas spirit |
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http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/xmastunes.asp
click song names to listen
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Chimney Song, The
(Original Song by Bob Rivers)
There's something tuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is
But it's been there all night long
Well I waited up for Santa
All Christmas night
But he never came
And it don't seem right
That there's something in the chimney
And it don't make a sound
But I wish you a merry Christmas
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is
But it's been there all week long
Well the dog keeps barkin' up the chimney flue
And we don't know what we're gonna do
Cuz there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't move around
And it's been a week since Christmas
There's stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is
But it's been there all month long
Well it's jammed up tight
Above the fireplace
Now the house smells funny
Such a big disgrace
That there's something in the chimney
And it doesn't talk at all
And it's been there since last Christmas
There's something stuck up in the chimney
And I don't know what it is
But it's been there all year long
I'll be waiting up for Santa
Like I did last year
But my brother says
He's already here
And he's stuck up in the chimney
And he doesn't say a word
And he'll be there every Christmas
And we'll have him every Christmas |
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Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire
(Parody of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire) by Nat King Cole)
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
( Oh! That tickles! )
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
( Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy! )
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight
And now when Santa sees his tray
( Ho ho ho ho ho ho )
There ll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
( Mmmm Hey, look at that! )
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
And so I m brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let s hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks, good food
On that Mr. Cole?
Yes, sir. Mr. Seville?
Would you mind handing me the barbeque sauce? I am starved!
Oh! No problem Dave. Hey listen, you best be havin two of those drumsticks, cause they re oh-so tiny and there ain t much meat upon em
What about animal rights, Dave?
Put a sock in it Melvin
You know, for years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal ticket. Now I guess you could just say you re my meal!
That s a good one, Dave I always knew you was the funny one in the group!
Damn straight!
And so I'm offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I m not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks screw you
Did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Melvin? Mellllviiiiin?"
Why, I m sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There s plenty of Thagadore left though |
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Plex
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 Now see what u was talking about.. |
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wagonrunner
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| Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:40 am Post subject: |
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 hee hee hee, hold a next one
| Quote: | There's Another Santa Clause
(Parody of Here Comes Santa Claus)
There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus there
Everywhere you look you can't escape
There's Santas everywhere
Bells are ringing, children screaming
Something doesn't seem right
His beard is gray, that's a nice toupee
But his eyebrows oughta be white
There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus there
One at the mall and one in the window
Sitting in a velvet chair
Fat ones, skinny ones, tall ones, short ones
Cheeks so rosy and bright
That Christmas cheer smells a lot like beer
Call Santa Claus a cab tonight
"Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!"
"Ho, ho, ho"
"Yo man! Word to the Kringle. Santa's in the house. Yo ho, ho!"
"Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas. No, I cannot break a twenty dollar bill. I'm very sorry."
"Ho, ho, ho. Hey, what am I doing here? Happy Hanukkah!"
Just saw Santa Claus
Just saw Santa Claus
Just gave a Santa Claus change
Drove downtown and a bell ringing Santa Claus
Hit me up again
When those sleigh bells jingle jangle
On my roof top tonight
Will my chimney be backed up
With Santas all crammed in tight
There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus
There's another Santa Claus there
Everywhere you look you can't escape
There's Santas everywhere
Bells are ringing, children screaming
Something doesn't seem right
His beard is grey
That's a nice toupee
But his eyebrows oughta be white |
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