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ASPL Drags: Where the BIG BOYS play! POETRY LoL
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:22 pm    Post subject: ASPL Drags: Where the BIG BOYS play! POETRY LoL Reply with quote

ASPL "Official Drags" next meet 14th & 15th May, 2005
@ the new Autodrome, Wallerfield.


When you think you've had enough of what the street has to offer...
Come run with the big boys, who do it proper.
There are no ugly wins but pretty losses and lasses,
We out in the sun so bring your dark glasses.
Food, drinks and Zorce will be sold,
So an extra blues will be good to hold.

Bring your camera, umbrella, cooler whatever,
Cause when the runs start, is fire and thunder!
Turbo, V8, sixes and fours, all come to run,
On slicks or street tires, that's how it's done.
So enough of this talk, time to close this deal,

On the 14th and 15th get down to Wallerfield!


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MANIAC
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmmmm.....Narend/Zorce getting on...... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:53 pm    Post subject: Jumping into the deep Reply with quote

So who is fast and keen to Race
The ones to see who set the Pace

No excuses tolerated among the top
You either have it or have it not

Once you start and face your fate
Bragging rights are yours to take �
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'll be there
with more licks to share

in the 16 sec class
where i'll be making my pass

under the honda tent
for an afternoon well spent
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like we have to change this topic to the POEM FORUM... Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come 15th of May, definitely I will not be late
We will be in Wallerfield to Spectate

SR ah hope yuh really coming to share licks
Cause be prepared Shamo coming with he kart and it go be real kicks
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Years ago, Shamo the Sheriff was known to be king,
In 12�s then 11�s until small man Ryan started to bling

Then he back out and relax before he come back
Now with a shifter Kart as his means of attack

So he lick up big men from 16�s an down
He take out the 15�s like he looking for a new crown

Watch out the gears in the shifter he changing
What a mean is Lower ratios installed he not joking

So SR if yuh waiting by the start line in 16�s
The man done gone like he knocking on the 14�s

Drag yuh bow Mr. Fiddler!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

shamu and shifter cart
bess be careful that dey doh part

ask him where he get it from
and doh let him play dum

from the camp of hondaration
ask the owner of autonation


but anyways nuff of that
drag racing is where we at

question for the host
on what is the reason for this post

also what is being done
for more people to enjoy the fun

to the hosts of this meet
any invis to get the racers off the streets

have them run in a class
so i can whup some 16 sec arse
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ohhh Gawrd....Allyuh real good yes....Ah enjoying this! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Red Dawg & Mr. Fixables
will be there to tune and test

with an Automatic Civic
1500 non VTECH, CVT no less

we could run in 16 seconds
if we turn down the boost

but I want to turn it up
and let the car loose

15's would be nice
but we've been there before

we want to do a pass in the 14's
and watch allyuh jaw drop in awe
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All yuh really good, is no joke,
Like I have to bring back the 15 sec mini moke!!

I in a bug now looking real fine,
Acceleration real crazy off the line,

We test and try as we ain't no fool,
I looking to do a serious Ole school.

Watch for de bug,it could be red or blue,
I know for sure that I will be on the line looking and waiting for YOU!!!

This is for sure, when all is said and done,
Keep yuh eye open for the bug on 17" OZ F1's

I added my ryme and said my piece,
so I leave in time, and to my racing brothers, ..."peace"

AndreZORCE
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:14 pm    Post subject: Play yuh bow, Mr. Fiddler Reply with quote

SR, ah hear you, the door always open
For the guys in 16, to come and try sumtn

They are always welcome, for we know the benefit
To have ah entry class to encourage the new tricks

Nobody laughing at what they running
Look even me pardna in he VW ah coming

What he must know is we going down from 16�s
The man trying to distract we with wheels that are 17�s

Please let him know that we running an racing
Whet he think, is rice an park up and show thing and bling bling??

An even so, he better watchout
Them Police an Licencing,
Is the only people who go give him a callout.

Play yuh bow, Mr. Fiddler
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AutoSport wrote:

Drag yuh bow Mr. Fiddler!


WHEY!!!!...lol.. rawle showing allyuh tru mastery of this oui... lol.. yuh know how long i aint hear dat.... lol
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AutoSport wrote:
Years ago, Shamo the Sheriff was known to be king,
In 12�s then 11�s until small man Ryan started to bling


AutoSport wrote:
Please let him know that we running an racing
Whet he think, is rice an park up and show thing and bling bling??


Rawle said bling... ROFLMAO Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is about the madest thread ah see for ah while....good work fellas....
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