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 Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:49 pm Post subject: Their $0.02¢!... Definitely!!!...[Jokes & Quotes] |
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... And now fellow MadMen, we begin a (hopefully) "never-ending" thread of auto-related
quotable quotes that leave you thinking... "DAMN! I couldn't have said it better myself!" 
We'll start the "ball" rolling  with this one from Jason Kavanagh of SCC Mag http://www.sportcompactcarweb.com/features/0304scc_lancerevo/
| Jason Kavanagh wrote: | "The Lancer Evolution series' overwhelming success extends a big middle finger to the
focus groups and consumer clinics of the traditional mainstream, lukewarm,
"carry-your-golf-clubs-in-the-trunk" sissy pants approach to car building, and smacks
misty-eyed retromobiles upside the head.
Prodigious performance envelope aside, that's reason enough to respect it." |
Now... HOWZAT buddy?
BTW... feel free to add to the list. 
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| Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:34 am Post subject: |
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As a matter of fact... let's add all "quotable quotes" and other good jokes to this thread...
| Quote: | Save this one under... "Buh me ent tell she tuh rile up sheself so!?!
.....................................She look fuh wha she get!"
Translation: ................... "If she hadn't attacked my parents for no reason...
........................................ I wouldn't have told her where to stick her finger!" |
"Proud TRINI!"... This takes Place in Barbados
| Quote: | A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is Bajan.
She asked her students to raise their hands if they were Bajan too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the
air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception.
A girl named Charlene has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not Bajan."
"Then", asked the teacher, "What are you?". "I'm a proud Trini." boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asked Charlene why she is a Trini. "Well, my mom and dad are Trini, so i am Trini too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron
and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause and then a smile. "Then," says Charlene "I would be a Bajan!"... |
 I AM TRINI!!!!!
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TOP 10 REASONS FOR WANTING TO BE TRINI
| Quote: | 1) Trini Carnival - The greatest Show on Earth
2) Dwight, Brian, Wendy, Machel, Ato
3) Steel pan gone Worldwide
4) We does talk english good n ting
5) Is the land of holidays
6) Liming is the National Pastime
7) We perfected Bacchanal
8 ) Everybody know everything
9) All ah we is One
10) Food...'nuff said |
Trini Slang
Trini to English:
| Quote: | 1) Gopaul luck eh Seepaul luck = the luck you have or encounter will not be
the same as another person
2) Ah fed up = To be tired of a situation
3) Yuh like ah tic (in ah cow's azz) = You are annoying. You nag all the time.
4) To harrass = To bug or annoy someone while he/she is busy
5) Meh head hot = I have much on my mind. Plenty worries
6) Ah eh payin' tax fuh meh mout' = Freedom of speech
7) Yuh luk fuy dat = You deserve dat and WAYYY too much more tuh write |
So if you're a TRINI and proud fwd this to all your Trini frendz (and Guyanese or Bajan
ones u don't!!! )
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Sanctifier
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| Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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Here's one off Evolutionm.net... in the never-ending battle between Vishnu Performance and
Dynoflash/Buschur Racing...
Originally posted by HobieKopek:...
"Ah VTEC. All the lag, none of the turbo. It's like waiting for bad sex."
Aye "can" the flames, I like Hondas too. ... It's Subies that are no good!
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| Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:50 am Post subject: |
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This one's from sig of 3rdGen7...
Chris Rock's "Quote of the Year" - "You know the world is going crazy when...
the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,
Germany doesn't want to go to war,
and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, d!ck, and Colon. Need I say more?"
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Aye fella I thought is me alone does be posting to my self.Thanks for the company
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| Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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^ ^ ^
Just adding more jokes when I find them...
btw thanks for the company... 
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| Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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ROFL no prob S.
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ZORCERs done know... the speed lifestyle magazine in the Islands, ZORCE
Click to hear it >> http://www.zorce.com/fortheforums/Zorce15NEW.mp3
Download & SEE iT! >> http://www.zorce.com/fortheforums/Zorce-15.mp4
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Oh Yeah! Feel the Rush, it's like... WOW!
May the (Mass x Acceleration)-F+Z be with you... |
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Keep it comin Sanctifier 
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Herbal Vaporizer
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*BRITISH : Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid collision.
*US Navy : Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
*BRITISH : Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
*US Navy : This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
*BRITISH : Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.
*US NAVY : THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
*BRITISH : ... ... We are a lighthouse. F*ck off! |
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| Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:29 am Post subject: |
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^ ^ ^
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Bad Diagnosis.
One day, a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor.
The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself."
So he went out and bought a starter pistol...
When he got home, his wife was naked in bed, ready for him.
So they got in the 69 position and started at it.
All too soon he felt the urge "coming on", so he fired the pistol... ... ...
The next day, he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went.
He said, "Not too good...
My wife bit off three inches of my $%%@#... crapped on my face...
and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up."...... 
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Hold this one for the "ricers"...
Ballin. Pimped out Ford Escort. Funny as crap
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Quote for today...
| Quote: | Cheap and reliable wont be fast...
Cheap and fast wont be reliable...
Reliable and fast wont be cheap...
Speed costs money, how fast you wanna go? |
... No lie, eh.
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Beep! Beep!...
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake.
She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, "I did that by accident."
She replied, "I know that, Grandpa."
He replied, "How did you know?"
She said, "Because you didn't say "asshole!" afterwards.
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