Jokes!

Red Dawg · Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:26 am Post subject:

Politicians are like diapers
they should be changed regularly and for the same reason
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Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:54 am Post subject:

Bad Joke Of The Week: wat do u call a cow wit no legs? ground beef!

Red Dawg · Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:15 am Post subject:

what do you call a cow with two short legs on one side?

lean beef
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Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:14 am Post subject:

Red Dawg · Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:16 pm Post subject:

How do you keep an Idiot in Suspense?
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Sheriff! · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject:

COMFORT · Pumpum Conqueror Joined: 21 Nov 2007 Posts: 5

Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:52 am Post subject:

Bad Joke Of The Week:wat do u call a deer with no eyes? no eye-deer! wat do u call a deer with no legs and no eyes? still no eye-deer!

Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:34 am Post subject:

Bad joke of the week.lady storms in with her daughter in a doctors office.Doc my daughter belly is swelling and she is trowing up.after the doctor examines her he says:mam your daughter is pregenant.lady says:that cant be my daughter is d best child in the world and carrying on,so the doctor leans over his window and looks out when the lady turns on him and shouts at him 4 ignorring her.the doctor says mam d last time there was a girl who got pregenant with out a man there were 3wise men and a star in the east!

Plex · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:26 am Post subject:

Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:28 am Post subject:

Bad Joke Of The Week:Why does Santa Clause have a garden? because he likes to HOHOHO!

Plex · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:37 pm Post subject:

Red Dawg · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:32 pm Post subject:

True story

An American Reporter once asked Mahatma Gandhi

"What were his thoughts on western civilization?"

to which he replied "I think it would be a very good idea!"
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Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:16 am Post subject:

Bad Joke Of The Week:
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

Answer... "They're Carol's."

Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:25 pm Post subject:

Bad Joke Of The Week:After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
"Thats still quite a bit," Tom groused.
Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror.