Jokes!

X2Board · Rebel Zorce Ossifah Joined: 28 Sep 2005 Posts: 138

a TV antennas & a satellite dish meet on a roof, fall madly in love & get married
the wedding ceremony was nothing to talk about but ......
the Reception was GREAT!!
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VK-Sportsman · Zorce Jedi Apprentice Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 933

^haha......... Laughing

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Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:04 am Post subject:

Bad Joke Of The Week:When Is The Only Time Chris Gayle or Dwayne Bravo Have 100+ Runs Next 2 There Name? When They Are Bowling!

Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:47 am Post subject:

BAD JOKE OF THE WEEK:NEWSPAPERS HEAD LINES: A BANDIT BREAKS IN TO A HARDWARE AND STEALS 2 SACKS OF CEMENT AND A YARD OF GRAVEL.POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR CONCRETE EVEDIENCE!

Sheriff! · Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:51 am Post subject:

Bad Joke Of The Week:4 Mexican Men Were Bathing On The Beach An They Drowned! Newspapers Headlines Read: Quatro Sinko!

Sheriff! · Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 6:51 am Post subject:

Bad Joke Of The Week: D Other Day I Was Home Wen I Heard A Big Commotion Out Side,I Looked Out Anfd See 1 Big Fight Going On.So I Pick Up My Cell 2 Call D POLICE.Insteed Of Dialing 999 i dialed 666 and D POLICE Came Reverseing!!!!

Plex · Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 8:02 am Post subject:

doggal · Looking for the Jedi base Joined: 28 Feb 2006 Posts: 31

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of
>a house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
>
>He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is
>in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and
>sees a labrador retriever sitting there.
>
>"You talk?" he asks.
>
>"Yep," the lab replies.
>
>"So, what's your story?"
>
>The lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I
>could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help
>the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and
>in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
>country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
>leaders,
>because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I
>was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
>running. But the jetting around really tired me out,
>and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I wanted
>to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport
>to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering
>near suspicious characters and listening in. I
>uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a
>batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies,
>and now I'm just retired."
>
>The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
>what he wants for the dog.
>
>"Ten dollars."
>
>The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are
>you selling him so cheap?"
>
>"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff!"
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Sheriff! · Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 6:48 am Post subject:

Bad Joke Of The Week:2 Potatoes Standing On A Corner,How Do U No Which 1 Is A Prostitute? The 1 With The Tag Saying IDAHO!

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Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:48 am Post subject:

Bad Joke Of The Week:Teacher Asks a Kid 2 Make Up A Sentance Usein GREEN,PINK,YELLOW.Kid Replyes Sir This Morning Our Fone At Home Ring Green,Green i Pink It Up And Answer Yellow!

Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:45 am Post subject:

Bad Joke Of The Week: A Man Decided 2 Build A Car Out Of Wood.Every Thing In It Would B Out Of Wood! Seat,Engine,Seat,Windscreen etc.But U No Wat Happened Wen He Finished? It Wood Not Start! So He Decided 2 Build It Over Out Of Steel And It Steel Wood Not Start!

VK-Sportsman · Zorce Jedi Apprentice Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 933

Ah fella tell meh "how u does call an Indian man from India with one foot?"..........
"Balansingh"

So i tell ah next fella the joke and he say "what kinda taxi man joke is that"

Laughing

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Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:34 am Post subject:

Bad Joke Of The Week:A Nuts Vendor Was Beaten Up,Police Reports Said He Was Ah Salted! The Same Nuts Man Wife Died When There House Burnt Down,Newspapers Head Lines Read: Nuts Man Honey Roasted!