Everyday slip-ups.......we know....it just come out ent!

VK-Sportsman · Zorce Jedi Apprentice Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 933

This might be interesting.....lets hear your common slip-ups or "accidental" dialect.

Nothing Offensive, rude or disrespectful please!!!

Lemme start......" So yuh corn the boil areddy? "
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Zandolie · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:43 am Post subject:

Fizness Bix....

Laughing

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Plex · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:04 am Post subject:

I start...I reverse and hit a pole...And i just fix the trunk from removing the rear wing...

VK-Sportsman · Zorce Jedi Apprentice Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 933

ah man said " yuh go reverse back forward nah "...... Rolling Eyes

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Razkal · Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:15 pm Post subject:

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4 sum reason i cant stop laughin jed....that real funny! Laughing

directions from a coconut man i received one time: 'well yute man...pelt straight up dis road until de junction take a left by de lights right? and follw dat road an take de second right right? an de next left right? and is de third house on de left right? yuh cyah miss it..' a stuttering coconut man smellin like bayrum and talkin wid more hand movements than ah fleckin orchestra conductor tell me dis...needless to say i man was lost Laughing

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VK-Sportsman · Zorce Jedi Apprentice Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 933

well this is kinda a slip................anyone ever walking........and your pocket hook up on something Question

..........and u get hold back.............. Laughing

anyways take this slip-up............ " the ting starting at 7pm in the night"
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Razkal · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:44 pm Post subject:

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went a fete carnival this year, left about half 4 in the morning, got food, dropped some friends home, reached home about half6 in the morning, took a shower and ate, ready to go and crash about half8 nearly 9 and told everyone at home 'good night' n went on my bed Laughing

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VK-Sportsman · Zorce Jedi Apprentice Joined: 05 Nov 2005 Posts: 933

this girl did once tell me "the noises were reacting to the noise" Laughing

I think she meant the horses were reacting to the noise Very Happy

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Red Dawg · Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:39 am Post subject:

This is a great example of 'did I say that out loud???'
This happened at UWI in October last year.
In an OESH class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey.
A female Masters' candidate raised her hand and asked,
'If I understand you correctly, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?'
'That's correct,' responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, she asked,
'Then why doesn't it taste sweet?'
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing.
The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return.
However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic.
Totally straight-faced he answered her question.
'It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat.
Have a good day.'
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Plex · Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:13 am Post subject:

Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:13 pm Post subject:

Razkal · Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:28 am Post subject:

OWNAGE to the highest heights Laughing

lord haev mercy i would haev ended myself if i had to witness that Laughing

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