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Sanctifier
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 Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:30 am Post subject: Classics & Sh!t... How NOT to do it! |
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Recipe for Disaster!... (Note the appropriate colour!) 
1. Take one timeless classic, an icon of engineering genius,
.......... one of the world's most affordable SUPERCARS!
......  ... The 2000 Evolution VI Tommi Makinen Edition!
2. Add large doses of bad taste...
3. Vomit on the car!... 
4. Mix brew with equal squirts of colour blind stupidity...
... and mental constipation...
5. Sprinkle numerous liberal pinches of automotive ignorance...
Yup... PERFECT!... Point the nitrous bottles right at your head... 
Then install THREE screens for rearseat passengers...
... after you take up HALF the backseat with the nitrous bottles... 
6. Stir until tasteless!... (That's easy now!)
7. Done!... Hide the car well!... "Torch it" as soon as possible... Don't claim insurance as punishment!
8. Flush head in toilet bowl as quickly as possible!...
... R.I.P! Evo 6  ... Anyone care to add their comments?
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Yeo
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Joined: 06 Apr 2005
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Location: Far Rockaway, NY
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I feel sick....
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wagonrunner
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Joined: 03 Sep 2005
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Location: this much in front of you.
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| Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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sanctifier,
i know misery loves company. but did you really feel compelled to share this horrendous experience?
SAD............SO VERY SAD
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MG Man
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| Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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Santifier, watch yuh blood pressure
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R. Mutt
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NOoooooooooo
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Hottnutts
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You just ruined my day 
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vfp16
Rebel Speeder
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
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I'll say it again.....
and dey say Honda bad? |
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VK-Sportsman
Zorce Jedi Apprentice
Joined: 05 Nov 2005
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Please gimme it.................anyone say rubbish weight reduction and a roll-cage?  ..............lets go tackle Zig-zag stages with it........
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Sanctifier
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| Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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| SUZUKI SPORTsman wrote: | | ...lets go tackle Zig-zag stages with it... |
Then yuh have to replace all the add-on body panels too...
Kind of funny to tear off all on a special stage...
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Mudboy
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Joined: 26 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:18 am Post subject: |
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Seen alot of stuff like that right here in trinidad......
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Razkal
Looking for the Jedi base
Joined: 01 Jun 2005
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jesus christ that looks like sheit
i think i just barffed all over the keyboard 
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2NR Smurf
Zorce Jedi Knight with a camera
Joined: 06 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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the VeilSide kit looks nice on the demo car tho... 
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zodiaque
Dude where's my Car?
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The kit itself is not half bad, not my taste, but it aight. Everything else, ewwww. 
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Zandolie
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Joined: 04 Jul 2006
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Location: Stoich at 22psi looking for Food...
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| Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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....Allyuh sure this car not from South??
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loudsound
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d bodykit cool...but everything else suckss  |
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