Jokes!

Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:42 am Post subject: Jokes!

Hey guys i like telling really stale jokes i try 2 b a comedian! so lets start a joke thread! please let it b CLEAN NO DIRTY JOKES!!! SO i start of with !....................... A MAN WALKS IN 2 A BAR!!! OUUUUUCH!

Plex · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:01 am Post subject:

Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.

While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, "What is this?" to which accountant number one replies, "it's that $50 I owe you."

Sheriff! · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:20 pm Post subject:

hey plex i plan 2 put up a stale joke every week! and any body feel free 2 add!

VWBaby · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:14 am Post subject:

transporter001 · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:36 pm Post subject:

THE DENTIST

They meet in a bar and get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they have done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing!"
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Sheriff! · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:50 pm Post subject:

yea vw i perspering to b the best stale/clean joke fella!

Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:02 am Post subject:

Joke of the week!

Aman runs in2 a bank with a gun and shouts No Body Move Or You Are Geography! The Cleark Behind The Counter Says,Sir Dont You Mean History? He Turns Around To Her And Says Look Doh Try And Change The SubJect Eh!!!

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Sheriff! · Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject:

any body share u jokes it open!

Sheriff! · Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:24 pm Post subject:

Joke Of The Week: 2 Jumper Cables Walk InTo A Bar,The BarTender Turns To Them And Says: Hey Dont Go Starting Any Thing In Here!

Sheriff! · Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:50 am Post subject:

Bad Joke Of The Week: Wat Do You Call A Rasta Wearing Glasses???? A Rasta-4-EYE!!!!!

worksux101 · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:35 pm Post subject:

worksux101 · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:39 pm Post subject:

Arite leme see the real jokers in here....this is a long many-part joke that i shall keep updating with replies... Smile

There was a guy who moved into a new rural town, and it just so happens his neighbour was a farmer...as a housewarming gift, the farmer gave him a pig...
Now the guy didn't really want this pig, so he decided that in the night when everyone left and he was alone, he would put the pig outside and let it run away so he wouldn't hafta deal with it or feed it etc.
Sure enough the night came and he put the pig outside on the road and closed the gate...went back inside his house and waht did he see?
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Plex · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject:

Turbodrive · Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:40 am Post subject:

Look ah stale one: Ques: What do you call a public health inspector who is also a police officer ?

Ans: A sanitary cop.

Embarassed

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