Ricer Kill Stories

notorious scullman · Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:18 pm Post subject: Ricer Kill Stories

LMAO

found these on the dtmpower.net forums.

Pinto Finale

I was cruising the streets last night as I usually do. I had my system pumping out some disco jams. Those CV Strokers make Blondie and the Bee Gee's sound if they are in the car. I am at a red light. I see these cool looking lights getting closer in my rear view. Next to me pulls a British Racing Green McLaren F1. His system was blasting Derude's Sandstorm. This car was not stock. You could tell this baby was tuned. It had this cool sticker on it that I never saw before. This sticker was definitely of a special plastic and design. I knew this helped him make some insane HP. The car looked and sounded like it had 1000+ HP. He is revving his motor and I gas mine up a bit. The light turns green and we both ease off, then all of a sudden he guns it. He instantly puts a car length on me before I get a chance to nail the gas in my Pinto. I hear the carb secondaries open and like that I am next to him. I hear him shift and he pulls a fender on me. I slam my HURST Shifter into second,the tires screech for traction, we are now side by side. We both shift into third and the race is even. We are going at least 190 MPH as indicated by my Cybervision Speedo. I pull the automatic deploying chute to slow me down. I pull into a gas station to re-pack my chute and the Mclaren pulls next to me. We start BS'ing and I find out that his car has over 1500 HP with a special motor made of 100% Unobtainium. This alloy is so strong, light and rare that you cannot obtain it. He has the only unobtainium in the world. He looks at my pinto. He likes the car's Grey Primer paint. He likes the CV Strokers and the RF Amps. He likes the 2000+ stickers on the car, especially the Calvin piss on rice sticker. But what he really liked was my cold fusion powered engine with the Holey double pumper on top. It is a work of art. I told him that it makes about 1400+ HP. I finish packing my chute and he asks if we can do it again. I said sure why not. We do it from a stop. This time I am ready and the F-16 style rear spoiler, stereo system and relocated rear battery help the Goodyear Aquatreads on the 15" steel wheels with spinner hubcaps HOOK UP. I take a 4 car lead before the shift to second gear. He neglected to tell me that he had NOS. A little squirt and all of a sudden he was beside me. Well two can play at that game. I press the little red button on my shifter that controls the Liquid Dilithium Crystal afterburners. I am now so far ahead of him I can not see his lights in the rear view. I am doing 282 MPH when the flux capacitor starts blinking and "POOF" I am gone. Now this McLaren owner knows better then to mess with an American car.

That^ Story was inspired byt this "true" kill story.

Last night i went street racing like i always do with me friends on the weekends. Our rutine is go to the hot spots, then race on the highway for some real fun. Well the night just started. We just came back from a near perfect night. Only two losses for my crew. I was in a good mood cause i won all of my races. Anyway, it was a red light but i kept goin cause it was yellow for me. So i pass one more light before i get the red. When i stopped there was a red POrche Turbo. IT definatly wasn't stock. It looked real nice and sounded beautiful. All the sudden a Toyota Supra TT pulled next to us. This was a bad arse supra man. Awsome body kit. Huge wing and all. This was also far from stock. It was actually pretty cool cause you had the American rumble, the Vacume like sound of the jap import, and the flat six sound of the POrche. It was a very rare site. Naturally we started to rev our engines insanly. People all around stopped in there tracks to see what was aout to happen. I had my BUsta Rymes blasing over there techno(which i love). I glance at my rear view mirrow and i see that my freinds must have realized what was goin on cause when there light turned green they flew. Well about two seconds after ther's turned green, it was all systems go for us. On the launch it was me and the porche, the toqrue of my v-8 and the rear engine of the POrche played a huge role. The Supra was about half a car link behind us. Me and the POrche was neck and neck. When i shifted i pulled ahead, but whne those turbos spooled up on the supra and the 911 they caught up. We were all neck and neck with my friends catching up cause they had the green first. We quickly found ourselves on the hightway. At 140 mph me and the supra start to really pull away form the porche. At 160 i was about 1 1/2 car links ahead of the Supra. We then hit the brakes. We get off at the next u turn. We stop at the red light. WE get out of the car and the man with the Sura was pushing 660hp. The porche was pushing 620 hp. I'm pushing 672hp. So after bsing we decide to go for it again. This time my buds are right behind us. This time I pull aways from them both, at 100mph. i was 2 car links ahead and my buds were already passing them. What the Surpa guy didnt say was he had NOS. Well niehter did i. He passed me going at least 150mph. when i hit my 250hot of NOS, IT was good bye to them all. I topped out at 182mph when i hit the brakes.

That was the best race i have ever been in. I gracefully bow to those two works of art, the Supra and the POrche. I would do anything for another race like that

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